Ranchers Find Herd Of Heifers Under Command Of Intrepid Beaver

In the northern land known more for its maple syrup and overly apologetic citizenry than legends of leadership, a leathery-tailed Saskatchewanian is taking a break from damming currents to make a few of his own online.

“How do we move 150 heifers in Canada?” rancher Adrienne Ivey asked her Facebook followers.

The answer, in the form of a stout Canadian beaver, has drifted down the newsfeeds of hundreds of thousands, now eager for more of the amazing animal.

“Now I just need a better trained beaver,” Ivey continued.